BushPsalm 23

Great GW Bush is my shepherd; I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou, O Great Dubya, art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me as they smite the evil ones who darest challenge Your holy rule.

Thou preparest a table made with private contracts granted to Haliburton before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with seized Iraqi oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Dubya’s Great American Privatized Dream with endless war for ever.