A Prayer

Hi, God? It's me, Terry. I was wondering if you could deal with someone. His name is Pat Robertson. He's usurping Your name for political reasons. Also, he likes dictators with ties to Al-Quaida--Al Quaida being that terrorist group that also usurps Your name to kill thousands of Your people. So if you could maybe give him a pox or two or make his eyes bleed or make his teeth fall out then bite him on the ass, I--no--we, Your Chosen People, will be ever so grateful. If you can make it as painful as possible, because he DID usurp Your name, that'd be fabulous.

Love and Kisses

Terry Pinder
a concerned monothesist.