Help!

I have to buy dental insurance (I got a tooth that needs root canaling badly, plus I'm going to need braces) and I'm real confused. What's this deductable? $1000 max? Gawd, insurance is confusing as hell.

Please help me!

And send me painkillers too.


UPDATE: Ugh. Just, ugh. I've always known that I'm pretty much uninsured...but now I know what those 40 million other Americans (did that number rise?) feel like. Ugh. Ugh. They're all these discount plans, or I have to wait two years to get this damn tooth fixed. Ugh. Ugh.

Help?!