Victim #1: Those congressmen wanting to boycott France because they don't want to cooperate with Bush's Iraq War.

France still has my business. I'm on the side of the Europeans on this one.

You fucking stupid morons. That's the most ASININE reason to have a boycott. The French government doesn't want a war. So they don't cooperate. So we're supposed to boycott their products.

What fucktoads.