This is what to do when someone calls you Anti-American.
Now, you all know what I wanted to do when this occured to me. I really, really did want to send the kid on his way with a mouth full of broken teeth. Thank God the exchange was over AIM.
This guy says you should say this: "Thanks for understanding. Seeking better solutions is one way I serve the country I love."
Not as fun as knockin' skulls, but a lot more noble.
UPDATE: I'm not as bloodthirsty as everyone thinks. . . err. . . wait. . . I'll get back to youze.