Hi, God? It's me, Terry. I was wondering if you could deal with someone. His name is Pat Robertson. He's usurping Your name for political reasons. Also, he likes dictators with ties to Al-Quaida--Al Quaida being that terrorist group that also usurps Your name to kill thousands of Your people. So if you could maybe give him a pox or two or make his eyes bleed or make his teeth fall out then bite him on the ass, I--no--we, Your Chosen People, will be ever so grateful. If you can make it as painful as possible, because he DID usurp Your name, that'd be fabulous.
Love and Kisses
a concerned monothesist.