I've recently discovered Craigslist . . . a bizarre collection of want ads, roommate ads, hookup ads(Generation Y terminology for "I want random, anonymous sex" and no, I don't do that) and more.
It is incredibly amusing.
However, I discovered that to my horror, the owner of craigslist is beaming the various postings into space.
Aliens will discover said postings. I think they will then come and vaporize the Earth.