Coming to a State Near You . . .
::Scene, Anchorage, Alaska...in the not too distant future.::
Alaskan Kid: Daddy, what's that thing flying in the sky?
Alaskan Dad: Oh, that's just a North Korean ICBM. The President says not to worry about it, and our president is always right. He's truly God's Messenger on Earth.
Alaskan Kid: Okay Daddy. God Bless our President. Can I have some Hot Chocolate?
[They get vaporized, with the rest of Anchorage.]
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