I'm confused. Help me out.
1. How come the Iraqis get universal health care and we don't? I thought Socialism was dirty, like the French.
2. How come the Iraqis get their cities rebuilt with Federal money and we don't?
3. How come the Iraqis aren't allowed to have guns, but we are?
How come they can't find the Anthrax mailer, who was obviously a disgruntled American? Oops, I haven't been watching Fox News...I'll report to the nearest re-education camp cause everyone knows everything wrong with this country is due to the
How come 9/11 still has no clear answers? Why is it cool for the White House to obstruct the investigation of the deaths of Three thousand forty-four human beings? Oh shoot, time for my kool-aid injection.
Why are we still friends with the Saudis? Oh...right. Scratch this question.
Just where are those Weapons of Mass Destruction? Oh ... right, I'm a fascist CommiePinkoscumbag if I dare question that. I'll shut up now and drink more kool-aid.
Since when is massive deficit spending a good thing?
Why is it suddenly un-American to question the methods of the government? What happened to the First Amendment?
How did Bush win the war? Was he there? Did he fight? Oh...right. I'll answer this one: The military won the war, not Bush. Bush just looked purty for the cameras.
Why does our media suck? Why are we about to let it get suckier?
And is this site satire? Cause it's pretty darn creepy...actually no, it's very, VERY creepy. I think I locked my door after reading it...and curled up in a fetal position under the desk...
Just some questions. Anyone want to help me out?
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