If the phone troll would stop calling my house at 430 in the morning, I'd be much obliged. So would my four roommates.
(edited from "if the phone troll calls my house at four AM again I'll track him down and smash his skull." As you can see, it's much nicer to be polite.)
This isn't the first time. Usually he calls during the day, breathes heavy, says fuck you, then hangs up. 430am is the limit of my tolerance.