Congratulations to Senator Barack Obama who will, within 3 hours of this post, clinch the nomination to be the Democratic Party's candidate to be president. And then, in a few months time, he will BE president of the United States of America.
Congratulations to Senator Hillary Clinton for her equally historic campaign. I think she'd make a great person to head up Health and Human Services, or even the Senate Majority Leader.
Now we can get on with it and crush that mean, nasty, bully of a Senator from Arizona (because seriously, no one who calls his wife a trollop and a cunt should be president, like ever.)
YES. WE. CAN!